I'm just about as happy as a hog rollin' in the mud y'all. Now, as I'm sure y'all are aware, I'm just a simple southern girl. But, chop me up and call me bait, I do believe I've figured out how to get one of those avatar thang a ma jigs to pop on up. Well shoot. Mama didn't raise no fool.
Well shoot! Tie me up and call me horn swaggled! That's a picture of a seal, and just about the cutest little seal this side of the Mississip. Now, where on earth did you find that adorable creature?
Hello, hello BookRoast readers! Just wanted to let you know that I'm gearing up for the relaunch of BookRoast and (drum-roll please) my new weekly publishing-world-insider blog. Don't miss it: it'll be Bridget Jones meets the Devil Wears Prada meets me.. Miss Sally Spitfire. As my cousin Suzy would say, "Watch out, y'all!"
I'm so excited for the re-launch and hope to check in as often as possible. However, I'm on a deadline and have to deliver a manuscript by Thursday. Yikes!
I'm going to try to stop in, too, but I have a meeting tomorrow and will be spending most of tonight and tomorrow preparing for it. But def for Tuesday!
Serving up a variety of authors and books lightly grilled and seasoned with humor.
The Book Roast is a free promotional tool for authors. If you enjoy hanging out at the grill, spread the word!
DAILY SPECIALS
Mondays: Mystery Publisher! Ms. Sally Spitfire will share juicy tidbits about the publishing industry. Also on board, her assistant-Antonio, and her country cousin-Miss Susanna.
Tuesdays through Sundays: Authors from all Genres!
Drop by and chat with authors, real time. Each day an author is on board, read an excerpt and answer a silly question for a chance to win a free book. Or, ask your own questions. Share your thoughts. See "Contest Ingredients" for details.
We slice and serve one author a day for fun and prizes and a good, old fashioned roasting. First, we whet your appetite with a short excerpt from the author's book, followed by a question loosely related to the passage. Some questions are silly, others are straightforward and the rest are plain crunchy. For dessert, the author picks the winner who answers the question correctly – or the most creatively. We like spice, but some authors prefer things sweet, which makes Book Roast deliciously unpredictable.
The prize: a free copy of the author's book (and an occasional surprise!)
Best of all, authors will pop into the blog throughout the day to answer questions, share a laugh and toss out some insider tidbits.
Enjoys eating ice-cream, wearing elastic-waistband thongs, and pushing bunnies into canyons. Writes humorous middle-grade novels. Her current WIP is about three hundred cookie bags in. If you're a writer, you understand.
Diesel
Rob Kroese aka Diesel is a severed head floating in a vat. But fortunately he's pretty good with Photoshop.
Jason Evans
Is the mountain wanderer who works in the bustle of Philadelphia. In his writing and photography, he mixes one part moonlight, one part mid-life crisis, one part green countryside, and one part getting run down in the street. When not practicing law or working on his current project, So This Fish Walks Into a Cemetery, he serves as the Twilightkeeper at The Clarity of Night.
Sarah Laurenson
Type A writer, reader, volunteerer, liver; trying to be a human being rather than a human doing while doing too much. A study in contradictions and living life as a paradox - writes light, humorous middle grade and deep, edgy YA.
Shona Snowden
Likes black tea, Apple Macs and koalas in kilts. Shona's short stories have been published in Australia and the UK. She is working on a novel and sharpening her Author Toasting Fork, all the better to enjoy a good Book Roast.
The Dishwasher
Someone has to clean up around here, jump in when patrons become unruly, and otherwise help the chefs by adding special ingredients.
22 comments:
wunderbra! :O lol
Hanging around? Nothing else to do? Me? As if...
Hangin out with greasy food and books is always a worthy endeavor...
;-)
Wunderbra? Was that in the YouTube? Have to go check again...
:-)
dunno, chris... mebe a new kind? :O lol
Hey Y'all.
I'm just about as happy as a hog rollin' in the mud y'all. Now, as I'm sure y'all are aware, I'm just a simple southern girl. But, chop me up and call me bait, I do believe I've figured out how to get one of those avatar thang a ma jigs to pop on up. Well shoot. Mama didn't raise no fool.
Well, hello, Miss Susanna! That's a very pretty avatar.
Why thank you sugar! Yours is just as cute as can be. Um, but honey pie, can I ask what it is?
Well shoot! Tie me up and call me horn swaggled! That's a picture of a seal, and just about the cutest little seal this side of the Mississip. Now, where on earth did you find that adorable creature?
hahahaha, now that was a wierd video! LOlolol....
happy new year, one and all :D
Happy New Year also!!!
:-)
Thanks for dropping by!
Hello, hello BookRoast readers! Just wanted to let you know that I'm gearing up for the relaunch of BookRoast and (drum-roll please) my new weekly publishing-world-insider blog. Don't miss it: it'll be Bridget Jones meets the Devil Wears Prada meets me.. Miss Sally Spitfire. As my cousin Suzy would say, "Watch out, y'all!"
The grill is beginning to heat up...
:-)
Last time I hung out at the grill I singed my weenie.
Ah, reRoast!
I'm so excited for the re-launch and hope to check in as often as possible. However, I'm on a deadline and have to deliver a manuscript by Thursday. Yikes!
Love ya!
Thanks guys!
It's going to be a real party!
:-)
I'm going to try to stop in, too, but I have a meeting tomorrow and will be spending most of tonight and tomorrow preparing for it. But def for Tuesday!
Good Morning y'all.
Good Morning!!
Go say hi to Ms. Sally!
:-)
warm greets from the chilly frozen north, miss susanna :D
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