Truth or Dare: The Most Evil. The Most Fun!

Happy Anniversary, Dearest Evil!

The last round. Well, it does have to be more challenging...

:-)

EE, no choices this time. We are in the final round.

Dare:

* Karoeke, please. Sing it. Post it.

Dearest Evil, You've been a terrific sport!!! Thank You (for everything!)

:-)

Truth or Dare: Even More Evil. Even More Fun!

Happy Anniversary, Dearest Evil!

If you are just joining us, this is part 3 of 4 of our internet version of Truth or Dare. Please join us in having fun, and celebrating EE's third year in the blogosphere!

EE, Please select one question or one dare.

Questions:

* Have you ever been arrested?

* Do you listen to music when you write? If so, what do you listen to?

* In what ways is your dog better than the White House dog?

Dares:

* Join blip.fm and dedicate a song to the minions. (Post the details in the comments)

* Post a picture on your blog of your dog posing with one of the books in your library.

* Write a haiku about your waist.

Ready? You have three hours until the final installment of Truth or Dare.

Truth or Dare: More Evil. More Fun...

Happy Anniversary, Dearest Evil!

We hope you are having as much fun as we are!

:-)

Now, on to your next set of questions and dares. Please select either one question or one dare.

Questions:

* How many degrees do you have?

* What sport, if any, did you play in high school?

* What is the best advice you've given Evil Junior?

Dares:

* Post a picture (on your blog) of you measuring your waist.

* Go over to the Query Shark blog and make corrections to Janet's corrections on one of the last five queries, then come back over here and let us know which one you did.

* Write a 100 word superhero story, starring yourself.

Ready? You have three hours until your next Truth or Dare assignment...

Truth or Dare: More Evil. More Fun.

Happy Anniversary, Dearest Evil!!

The only way you will ever get published...is to buy THIS! and buy it NOW!

(Or, if you want a nicer cover, like the one below, double the amount and send it to ri--- err, anon.)

When you're finished buying a copy for yourself and copies for all your friends (hey, a friend bought one for me, and I CAN'T WAIT to read it!), grab yourself a snack and get ready for our internet version of

Truth or Dare!

This is how the game will work. Every three hours, a new post will go up, with some juicy questions and dares. Evil Editor will select a question, or a dare, and we will sit back and laugh.

Please post jokes, well-wishes, recipes, questions, and anything humorous in the comments section. Be polite, but don't be boring. Be sensitive and kind, but not dopey. Be sizzling and sparkling (wait, that's my dinner and wine!)...

EE, are you still there? Don't go hiding at/in/on your blog. We have ways of fetching you back here.

EE, please select one question or one dare. You have our complete attention...

Questions:

* Have you ever met a minion in person?

* Do your friends in publishing know that you have a thriving business in self-published books?

* What is the first initial of your dog's name?

* Have you ever harbored an erotic fantasy while trimming your muttonchops? If so, please describe.

Dares:

* Make up an entry for Wikipedia about were-dingoes.

* Reveal your waist measurement.

* Have Evil Junior come over and say hi in the comments.

Ready? You have three hours until your next Truth/Dare session begins. Extra credit here may mean leniency in later posts...

If you are feeling sorry for EE because we are having fun at his expense, you can click here to lay down your love.