Thursday, April 23, 2009

Truth or Dare: More Evil. More Fun.

Happy Anniversary, Dearest Evil!!


The only way you will ever get published...is to buy THIS! and buy it NOW!


(Or, if you want a nicer cover, like the one below, double the amount and send it to ri--- err, anon.)





When you're finished buying a copy for yourself and copies for all your friends (hey, a friend bought one for me, and I CAN'T WAIT to read it!), grab yourself a snack and get ready for our internet version of



Truth or Dare!


This is how the game will work. Every three hours, a new post will go up, with some juicy questions and dares. Evil Editor will select a question, or a dare, and we will sit back and laugh.


Please post jokes, well-wishes, recipes, questions, and anything humorous in the comments section. Be polite, but don't be boring. Be sensitive and kind, but not dopey. Be sizzling and sparkling (wait, that's my dinner and wine!)...

EE, are you still there? Don't go hiding at/in/on your blog. We have ways of fetching you back here.


EE, please select one question or one dare. You have our complete attention...


Questions:

* Have you ever met a minion in person?

* Do your friends in publishing know that you have a thriving business in self-published books?


* What is the first initial of your dog's name?
* Have you ever harbored an erotic fantasy while trimming your muttonchops? If so, please describe.


Dares:
* Make up an entry for Wikipedia about were-dingoes.

* Reveal your waist measurement.

* Have Evil Junior come over and say hi in the comments.



Ready? You have three hours until your next Truth/Dare session begins. Extra credit here may mean leniency in later posts...

43 comments:

Chris Eldin said...

Happy Anniversary, EE!!!

Since it's your anniversary, we posted an hour early to give you more time.

:-)

Chumplet - Sandra Cormier said...

Good morning, EE! I can't believe it's been only - I mean, already three years!

BuffySquirrel said...

I'd totally read a Wiki on were-dingoes.

Chris Eldin said...

Good Morning Sandra!

I'm wondering, just at this very second, if we should shuffle the rules around and take requests right here in the comments?
;-)


Buffy! Yes, that idea was from another friend with a furry avatar...
:-)

Chris Eldin said...

If anyone sees EE, haul him back over here.

freddie said...

Happy Anniversary, EE!!

Chris Eldin said...

Hi Freddie! Thanks for popping in!!

I hope everyone will keep checking back throughout the day. We have something very special planned for 6pm.
;-)

ril said...

This looks like it's going to be fun!

Chris Eldin said...

ril,

Your movie totally blew me away! That was such a very nice surprise!!!!!!!!
:-)

Mary Cunningham said...

Who's EE? *smirk*

ril said...

It was good of JG to help out...

Chris Eldin said...

Hi Mary, You sly one!
:-)

Ril, JG is indebted, and had to do something...
;-)

freddie said...

Absolutely. All the press we've given JG? Please.

Chris Eldin said...

Absolutely!

Has anyone read The Associate?

freddie said...

I haven't yet. Is it good?

ril said...

It's, uh, impossible to put down. Apparently.

laughingwolf said...

happy bloggoversary, indeed :D

way to start it off, chris ;) lol

when i return from the post op with my surgeon, i'll be back to cackle some more :P

Evil Editor said...

Do your friends in publishing know that you have a thriving business in self-published books?Thriving? If I'd invested everything I've spent publishing books in the stock market a year ago I'd be better off. You think I'd admit that to anyone I know?

freddie said...

One day I'm gonna have the money to buy your books, EE. It's a dream I have.

ril said...

Interestingly, if the board of Lehman Brothers had invested everything in your books instead of the stock market, they'd be better off now...

Evil Editor said...

By the way, I don't want to hear from anyone hanging out here that you didn't have time to do the writing exercise this week.

freddie said...

Now that is evil.

Chris Eldin said...

I step away to go yell at my kids for throwing hammers at each other, and the party takes off! (Yes, I am only mildly exaggerating. Why are boys like that?)

EE, not sure that was an answer... Sorry, but you have to pick a question or a dare.

:-)

Evil Editor said...

That was an answer. I clearly implied I would be too embarrassed to tell anyone I know.

Chris Eldin said...

Oh! An editor toying with words!!

I'm going into the next post to make some revisions...

hehehehe
:-)

(Ms.) Sally Spitfire said...

Happy anniversary EE! I'd like to see some Wikipedia action, personally. How about an entry about how you use laser-death-stares to make underlings do your dirty work for you?

Evil Editor said...

Sounds like a good writing exercise for next week.

freddie said...

I love how you're passing all of this off to your minions. Nice.

Robin S. said...

I'm so confused!

OK- I may be a tad drunk from my St. George's Day pub thingie - but just read the comments - and I see NO truth from EE. Only editorial subterfuge.

Is that right?

freddie said...

Robin!!!

Well, he's admitted to being embarrassed about sinking his retirement money into his self-publishing business, and that he would never admit that to anyone he knows, so he's technically fulfilled his question obligation.

Personally, I'd like to see a hello from EE Jr.

Chris Eldin said...

Robin, my point exactly. But just wait until 6pm.
hehehe!

Though we do have two more before that one...the 6pm Grand Finale!

A nooner is coming up shortly. (Now that Robin is here, I can talk a bit dirty.)
;-)

Chris Eldin said...

Freddie, alas, technically he's okay. The evil runs deep.
:-)

freddie said...

You're still in England, I take it, Robin?

freddie said...

Damn right it does, Chris. He's trying to foist off all the work on to his slav--I mean minions. !!

Robin S. said...

Yep, freddie- I'm in Britain - and on someone else's computer - so kinda freaky.I've just come back from 3 hard hours in a pub.

How are ya?

Also, I'm hoping from some snacks of some sort from our boy.

Phoenix said...

I'm here for the nooner! Or, rather, the 11 am post, since that's my time zone.

See ya on the other side...

freddie said...

I have to go, actually. Just got a call that a film's ready for me to pick up. Suddenly the end of semester is looking too busy. Yet I've been screwing around online all morning.

Good, Robin. Sounds like you're working hard on those drinking skills. I'm good. Busy. You gotta visit my blog for a good update. : )

Happy anniversary again, EE. !!!

Kiersten said...

Curses! I'll be on a plane (or in an airport) at 6. What wretched timing.

Julie Weathers said...

Happy Anniversary, EE.

In your honor, I even posted about something that didn't include whining, but instead concentrated on my obsession with you, or at least a part of you.

Happy Anniversary EE

Janet Reid said...

Happy Anniversay EE!
It seems like just eons since you've been here!

Kings Falcon said...

Geez, I pop over to check out the nooner and get nothing. I hate when that happens especially when Robin's already at happy hour.




Happy anniversary, EE.

Robin S. said...

Hey there-
KF-

They're on to the next 3 hour dealie (above this one...)

blogless troll said...

Just popping in to say hi and happy anniversary EE. Probably won't have time to do the writing exercise this week.